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The Eye of the World: Book One of the Wheel of Time – A book review

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Well I tried to send Blue Monster a film, but he is now hiding from me. Which is odd as I am milder than mild and not scary at all I left the film on his door step and I think I shall send him the latest book I’ve read as well. Here is the […]

The Iron Giant – A film Review

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

I’m feeling a bit silly and embarrassed, so I am thinking I might become a hermit anyway. After Blue scared me I hid away and Red and Yellow came round and I fed them lots of yummy food I’d spent all afternoon preparing; but then Blue monster turned up and got annoyed that we were […]

Transformers – A film Review

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Maybe I have been over reacting a bit but I’m a nervous monster and Blue Monster can just be so aggressive – Red and Yellow Monster’s are going to come round later, though, to discuss things. I have been making lots of green coloured food for them but now I’m a bit worried that they […]

The Tales of Beedle The Bard – A Book Review

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Well I have read several books during my seclusion, but Red Monster is saying I need to come out at least to buy loo roll, although I’m sure I could order it all online and get the delivery person to pass it all in through the windows. Blue is even writing about being obsessed with […]

The Silver Chair – TV series Review

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Blue Monster is worrying me a bit, he keeps turning up and saying he needs to talk to me but I’m worried he’s just going to be mean so I’m sort of hiding from him. But here is the last review of the TV series I’ve been watching. At least being a prisoner in my […]

The Voyage of the Dawntreader

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

I am going to continue for a few more weeks to see if this blogging stuff is right for me. The other monsters seem to fight and bicker a lot and that scares me slightly. Still, this week, I am reviewing a follow on to last week and the week before allowing us once again […]

Prince Caspian

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Apparently reviewing does not take creative talent, Blue Monster said so. I thought I was being quiet creative. Here is another review – it follows on from last weeks one and is more children’s fantasy. ‘sob’ Prince Caspian – TV Series – A Review This is short but sweet; in a few episodes another chronicle […]

The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Oh dear, oh dear, Blue Monster still seems to think that Reviewing is some sort of black art but I am just trying to act as a filter so that people get to read the cream of the crop, as it were. I am very sad now; I suppose I’ve been a bit green thinking […]

Alien

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Blue Monster seems have been offended by Yellow Monster which I find odd but never mind here is this weeks review. I do love horror films so I thought I’d start with: Alien the Directors Cut – A film review The Director, Ridley Scott, went back and cleaned up and ‘fixed’ a few things in […]

Equal Rites

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Ok guys here we go! One of my favourite authors is Terry Pratchett and this week’s review is on one of his Discworld novels. There will probably be a lot of these appearing; they are generally classed as satirical fantasy, though some argue for science fiction fantasy. Equal Rites A Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett […]